I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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