would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
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