Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
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I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
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I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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