In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
