how can u be prego again
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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