It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Randomize
