remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Sext me about skeletons
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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