Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Last time i carry you out of a forest
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Randomize
