So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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