I want to have your abortion
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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