they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
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