yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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