lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
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What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
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Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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