Nicole vs. Life
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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