i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
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