We got so high we made milksteak
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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