I wannas sexs uuuuu
hell yes lets make some ravioli
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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