I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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