Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
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Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
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Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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