So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
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I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
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i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.