More tranny stories later!
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?