no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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