I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
How does one acquire holy water?
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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