i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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