When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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