Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Randomize
