You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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