I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
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I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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