she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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