hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
