I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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