My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
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He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
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I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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