3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
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We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
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He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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