So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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