did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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