I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
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It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
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Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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