Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
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For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
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He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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