I wanna bring you to show and tell
I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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