Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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