used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
True strength comes from lack of pants
She made me pour olive oil on her.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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