singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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