why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Just high enough for therapy.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
All I want is dick and wine.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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