I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
you would pick up someone in the library
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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