absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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