I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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