how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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