i jhust puked up my retainher.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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