Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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