I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
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Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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