This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Randomize