She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
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Bisexual people are plain selfish.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
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I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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