PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
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I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
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Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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