A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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