Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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