Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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