glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
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i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
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Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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