we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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