I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
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we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
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It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize